In an act of complete and total unoriginality, I have decided to hop on the blog bandwagon, so to speak, and record some random musings on occassion--maybe even a photograph or two--for posterity's sake. Whether anyone besides me, my shrink, and perhaps the prosecuting attorney and jury will ever read this is uncertain at best (speaking of which, if you're reading this right now, what the hell are you doing? Wouldn't something else--anything else!--be a better use of your time?). But I'm sure Dante was thinking precisely that while he penned that whole Divine Comedy thing...which wasn't that funny, I might add.

And with that rhetorical flourish, the website began. Ok, so things can really only improve from here...