This, my friends, is spectacular. From the You Can't Make It Up Blog, the story of yet more Cameron Diaz mental gymnastics.

At the Reebok Human Rights Awards--good thing it wasn't a child-labor rights award show, I guess--Miss Einstein-Diaz graced the audience of mostly high schoolers with her brilliance:

[Diaz] then read [a prepared text] about Carlos Rojas, a videographer documenting violent atrocities against his indigenous ethnic group in Oaxaca. "Brutalized, attacked, imprisoned and tortured by the Mexican military, the Mixe found themselves without a voice," Cameron read.

Then, looking up at the audience, puppy dog eyes wide, she ad libbed, "I think we all know what that feels like, right guys?" From the back of the auditorium came the response, "I want to do you, Cameron!" She smiled and waved. "You guys are so awesome!"

Speechless...